rpgsoda:

rpgsoda:

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

badjokesbyjeff:

How do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?

The bikings

inthetags:

reblogs this and put in the tags your birthday

y-oungbl00d:

Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

lyric textposts pt.3

brokengloss:

old mcr shirts

celticpyro:

snubbin:

Please watch this.

she-who-ate-pizza-with-cap:

whitewolfwintersoldier:

have you ever seen something so ungrateful

Look at these white men being angry about black superheroes, gay aliens, pansexual merchants and lesbian archeologists and thieves

mothmvn:

interviewer: would you say you are motivated to succeed

me: no

me: but i AM terrified of failure

andthosearesmalleragents:

h0bert:

me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks

me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓

my cat: 😒

dailybipuns:

angrylizardjacket:

it’s officially 2019 and my resolution is to be twice as slutty and make more bold fashion choices; this one’s for you, Mr Mercury.

in 20biteen, we do it for freddie

sirenfemme:

I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.

dankmemeuniversity:

laylamars:

♫ Freddie Mercury Outfit Appreciation ♪